Poem

Let me tell you about my friend Zero
He's big and loud but no one hears him
He's tall and strong but no one sees him
He's old and wise but no one knows him
He's always near but no one needs him

Let me tell you about my friend Zero
One day he came to walk my dog
And accidentally multiplied
My dog was gone, could not be found
And Zero walked away in shame

Let me tell you about my friend Zero
"No one likes me" he complained
"They want so much, I offer none"
"I'll show them cornucopia"
"Divide, approach infinity!"